nut roast

Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast.

"Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?"

by The Great King of Phebes November 25, 2006

Nut Roast

The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.

Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!

That girl's fanny was minging man. Smelt like she'd been nut roasting herself!

by Discharge Dan April 27, 2011

nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.

eg. he nut-roasted

by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014

Nut roast

When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!

I'm in pain from last nights when I nut roast.

by The dark Gerth November 4, 2016

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.

I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

nut-roaster

Placing a hot sweaty scrotum on your partners head after a hard workout.

After that 100 mile ride my husband gave me a nut-roaster.

by buzztroll December 17, 2016

roasted nut

the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time

by Chris Loshark December 24, 2008