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nut gut

Slang for the abdominal discomfort and endless putrid flatulence that results from eating too many nuts.
What’s up with this nut gut?
by Dr Bunnygirl January 16, 2020
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nut gut

(n.) A slang term for ejaculate released onto the stomach of the receiver, following coitus interruptus. Synonym of tummy cummy
I totally pulled a nut gut on Sharon from HR last night. High five!
by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009
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Nut Gut

The unsettling feeling in your stomach after swallowing a load of semen.
Bro, I let my girl stay at her ex's last night and she's been puking all day. I think she has Nut Gut.
by munchdatbeaver_ August 13, 2021
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NUT GUT

NOUN. A condition in which a woman develops an expansion in the abdominal region (typically forming a slight protrusion or "pouch" in the stomach)from the continued ingestion (or injection vaginally) of sperm.
Man! Since Laurie has started dating Tyrone, she sure has a bad case of nut gut....and that sh*ts wack!
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Nut Gut

A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.
Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.
by RealTalkGirl2020 March 8, 2020
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nut gut bust

When you bust in yo girls gut and it expands her stomach.
Nut gut bust: When you bust in yo girls gut and it expands her stomach.
I had a mega nut gut bust in Sarah last night her stomach grew 2 inches.
by That One Cunt November 9, 2017
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gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2011
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