an idiotic man who blames all of his and everyone's problems on the government and the University of Texas.
SoTexSooner was a real nutjob when he predicted that Oklahoma would beat Texas last year and then blamed it on the officiating when OU lost
by hookem May 03, 2010
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A person who doesn't see you cross the road and drives past without seeing you there, nearly knocking you over.
Can be found driving mostly vans.
by Winterbaby Fenton Noir January 14, 2015
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When that dirty slut puts her lips on your testicles!
I want a nutjob from a crusty old chinese woman.
by nut job scrotum face November 30, 2002
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The peeling of nut film performed by nutters in a Nut Salon for a fee of half, moldy nuts.
1. I have a 3pm appointment at the South Hill Nut Salon tomorrow for a Nut-Job, but I need some half, moldy nuts to pay the nutters. And I need a lot because I haven't gotten my Spring Cleaning in over a year. Stupid nut film.
by TheNutters2008 July 10, 2008
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Sexual act; the performing of fellatio specifically upon the man's testicles.
"I still think Niall gives the best nutjobs"
by awkgrhakjwrn November 07, 2016
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A movie in which several individuals (frieze, barris, etc) endure nut-wrenching pain, all for the amusement of others. Footballs, croquet sticks, and good ol' tappers are the weapons of choice. As you may suspect, hilarity ensues. The movie started out as being called "tapper day," but when a typo caused the title to come out "tapper dan," it was decided that the movie needed a new title, because, well. . . tapper dan is just stupid. :D
Oh MAN!! Nut Job is the funniest movie EVER!! When frieze gets hit in the blz with that football, there's a slow-mo replay to "Take my Breath Away!"
by frieze August 08, 2003
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A nut job is something that you do when your dick is so small you can't jack off so you have to give yourself a nutjob.
Im so cold my dick was inside me so I had to give myself a nutjob.
by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 16, 2016
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