nuptually challenged

The term applying to people who have two or more failed marriages under their belt.

John: Jane, will you marry me?
Jane: John, as you know, I am nuptually challenged. I'm not really good at being married. Can't we just date forever?

by Tina Ej February 16, 2009

tempting my nuptuals

Hanging out with the coolest people you've ever met, while maintaining your marriage vows and keeping your hands to yourself (for the most part, anyway).

Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.

by Mrs. Robinson2 November 16, 2010

Nuptuals

A Welsh term for a non-marital celebration of one’s birthday, particularly a person’s 70th.

Penblwydd Hapus mate, let’s get the nuptuals started.

by Fordy1184 January 16, 2025