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Nunchuk-Gun 

Weapon of choice for Dangeresque, a fictional character played by Strong Bad from the Homestarrunner website.
I had to swing by Cool Weapon surplus for a new Nunchuk-Gun......and a Reesy cup shake.
Nunchuk-Gun by Snake November 5, 2005

Waluigi’s Nunchucks 

A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi
Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No

Nunchucks Special 

A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.
He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.
Nunchucks Special by CocaineBear October 2, 2021

Nunchakus 

Though not a primary weapon of the Ninja, nunchakus (also known as "nunchucks") were used because they could be adapted for many situations. Aside from being easy to carry, the nunchakus were used to defend against most any weapon from a bo to a sword. By trapping the blade of a sword with the chain between the two sticks, a Ninja could entangle and disarm a sword-weilding attacker.
The same concept applies to almost every other weapon. The nunchakus were not just used for defense, they could also be effectively employed against an enemy in an offensive way. The Ninja could strangle an opponent or even execute joint locks with the chain or cord between the two sticks.

Hot Karl Nunchucks 

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.
My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

Nunchucks 

How most North Americans spell nunchakus.
White guy: Nunchucks are the sweetest weapon ever!

Japanese guy: Although that's true, try correctly spelling it next time, jackass.
Nunchucks by wcgold January 8, 2005