numbot

A nitwit or annoying individual commonly used when someone has a lack of understanding on a supposedly well known subject.

Person 1: "Trump has had a go at Biden again!"
Person 2:"Who has?"
Person 1:"Donald Trump, you know he is the President of the USA right? You're such a numbot!

numbot by Rory the definer September 22, 2021

numtot 

A name deriving from the Facebook group “New Urbanist Memes for Transit-Oriented Teens.” The acronym is commonly used to refer to any young person that appreciates public transit as well as urban development, while fighting gentrification. They generally share viewpoints with yimbies.

Jack: How do you beat traffic in the mornings?
Jill: My fellow numtots and I take the subway— it’s a lot cheaper and faster!

numtot by j0hax January 11, 2018

Numbfterble

When you are so drunk or high that you are feeling comfortably numb.

Cliff: How you feeling man?

Darron: Dude, I'm numbfterble.

Numbfterble by bpj23 November 18, 2011

Numbty 

(n)A person who is absolutely useless at the task they are undertaking.

A person who is cannon fodder on any shoot em up.

Numbty by Aceformat December 15, 2003

numbet 

Numbet is a fucking retard, like most people named Kent.

Such a numbet you remind me of Kent !

numbet by m>r May 21, 2018

numbat 

A ridiculous furry friend.

Cadbury furry friend chocolate bars in numbat packaging.

numbat by Georgina_gee September 3, 2006

Numbtits

An action taken usually by a woman whilst driving, that leads to other people's upset.

C.K.: "Damn numbtits driving on Hwy. 50 cut me off"

M.V. : "Check yo' self fool, that numbtits was a dude"

C.K. : "numbtits, numbcock all the same"

Numbtits by ckayckayckay August 7, 2011