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Numberjacks 

The manliest show for men and grown ups alike. It is about anthrprometic numbers, which may be offensive to woman and younger audiences.
The Numberjacks is a top pick for men.
Numberjacks by Lerbanius April 9, 2023

the numberjacks 

The numberjacks is an amazing animated series about the German front lines, it is animated with precision German engineering, it’s the shit
“Have you seen today’s episode of the numberjacks?”
“Yeah man it’s the best one yet”

number 3 from the numberjacks 

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.
person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks

dumbledore's lumberjacks 

An elite group of talented individuals dedicated to the pursuit of fightiing the evil lord voldemort and voldytrees using the power of the jedi, legos, pancakes and nonnative tree chopping superskills!
"ALAS, here beith and evil voldytree of doom! what is there to do! i might as well wait for me imminent doom to come to me. BUT WAIT! i can entrust the death of this evil voldytree with the sacred group of dumbledore's lumberjacks! by george, i know they'll take care of this wretched tree with there fabulous jedi and wizarding powers! and why'll theyre at it im just sure they'll build me a lego castle along with some fresh pancakes to fufill my hungerment needs and desires!"

Numberjack 

A handsome and rugged male accountant or other number expert
“Prab is such a numberjack”
Numberjack by Prabable September 21, 2018

lumberjacksamurai 

lumberjacksamurai is a american streamer and content creator.... one of his friends are StalledGold0243
person 1: im just about to watch lumberjacksamurai's stream

person 2: nice!!! hes such a good streamer
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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