Number three

Wee, pee, urinate.

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number one, tickle my bum

Number two, do a big poo

Number three, go for a wee

Don't drink too much before bed you'll have to go number three in the middle of the night

by Jazpur October 29, 2011

Number three

Rhyming slang for wee or pee (urinate).

Same as 'number two' is rhyming slang for poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two or number three?

by StephenSLR August 24, 2011

number three

Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)

Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.

by a-diggity June 29, 2004

number three

ecstasy.

Due to a ranking of drugs. It's still in the works. All drugs have not been tried/ranked yet.

see number two

What are you doing tonight?
About to get me some of that number three.

What are they on right now?
They are hella number threed out!

by Urban Dictionary November 15, 2008

number three

The act of masturbating into a toilet.

He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.

by mrhh69 May 12, 2015

Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.

My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!

by Lunicus February 09, 2013

Number three

Mixture of pee and poop - diharreah.

Number one - Pee
Number two - Poop
Number three - Diharreah

by holymoley222 December 22, 2013