numb nuts

-when one is being cluelessly dumb
-when a person thinks that they're right about something in which they're really not in reality

2cool4school: yo mang, who wanna battle
Usuck@life: battle yourself...i'll judge
2cool4school: ....wtf?
Usuck@life: it was a joke, numb nuts

by nicole April 12, 2004

numb nuts

An incredibly stupid person.

John is a numb nuts, he thaught Berlin was in France!

by Gring May 30, 2006

numb nuts

The metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile testicals.

that fuck'n numb nuts must of hit his head on the bathroom floor when his mother squated and shit him out her yeast infected cunt.

by shmottzie August 21, 2003

numb nuts

A beta player, an absolute novice

My manz is a numb nuts, he won't give me a drink

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 25, 2022

numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

by Evan February 20, 2003

numb nuts

The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.

I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.

by drgn76 October 14, 2010

numb nuts

a real sports affliction that occurs mainly to male professional long distance cyclists (like the blokes at the tour de france) where the constant pressure between the narrow bicycle saddle and the pubic bone make the scrotum area lose sensitivity and become numb.

man, after that race I got a bad case of the numb nuts

by nuked bug January 17, 2005