nukie dukie 

Noun - the act of pooping into a disliked person's microwave oven, then activating it on very high heat in order to cause the poop to seethe and boil and cook, and more generally to reek up all unholy hell. Preferably this is accomplished after one consumes vast quantities of mexican food laden with Cheyenne peppers, extra beans and ex-lax, due to the extra liquid in the feces which allows for a more permanent stinkalicious effect. Also preferable to combine nukie dukies in no set number with a fecal-refrigidal in order to obtain maximum simultaneous cathartic and miasmic effect.

WARNING - If you are considering performing a nukie-dukie on someone, you may or may not wish to perform it while they are actually present to witness it.

Andy: That Bastard Tom just gave me a nukie dukie!!! NOW MY MICROWAVE IS TRASHED!!!

Bill: Ewww....well let's get to it. Break out the cleaners and the bleach...this is really gonna suck.

Andy: That's not the problem. He also ate the steak I left thawing in the microwave, and all my tacos!!!

Bill: No he didn't. I just saw YOU eating a steak taco!!

Andy: Well...I was hungry...and there was no place else to cook it...so...

nukie dukie by Achilleus99 January 27, 2013

Nuke Dukem

When a person takes a massive dump in another persons microwave and cooks it on the highest setting until it explodes into a shitty mess or catches on fire. The Nuke Duker normally flees the scene so that when the owner of the microwave finds the evidence, they are none the wiser.

I was at my best friends house and he drank all my beer, so while he was at work, I ate everything in his fridge and then left him a Nuke Dukem.

Nuke Dukem by Steven Langston April 13, 2007

nokie dokie 

Nokie Dokie is used to express disapproval. Not okay.

1st person: I'm sorry about last night, are you still coming by later?

2nd person: Nokie Dokie, I need some time.

nokie dokie by Curtmac18 December 8, 2016

nuke the duke 

When you siht in a bowl and stick in a microwave, without the victim knowing. Putting a paper towel over it and leaving it in fo a long period of time.

Preferably done at parties

Dude I pulled a nuke the duke at curtis's house last night during the party.

nuke the duke by marky skaggs August 31, 2008

nuke and duke 

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

nuke and duke by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016

duke nuke

to have haemeroids real bad

the reason im always pissed off is on account of my bad case of duke nuke

duke nuke by bhb August 16, 2003