a student who is either really tall or really
short and goes to a school called Nueva. they ] like to call themselves "quirky" but a lot of the time they are just
annoying. due to too much exposure to national math competitions, their social skills (just like their fathers) left them at a young age.
nueva's high school homecoming is like a week later than any other school. the reason for this is that though usually homecoming is
based around a sports game, nueva kids are usually nerds who
suck at sports so sometimes there isn't a game. instead of the sports game, everyone hangs around in a gym where a
dj keeps skipping the
banger songs and playing the
bad ones. youre not allowed to go outside during the dance and there are always two short kids making out on a couch in the corner until some dude has to kick them out.
you only get a locker at nueva if you ask some dude in an office. Then if youre too late, you get a weird one in a corner, and when you press the numbers for the password, it always thinks you pressed the button way more times than you did - it's almost as sensitive as your average emotionally unstable nueva sophomore.
nueva kids always try to invent cool stuff, like putting
water on burned toast to un-burn it, but they almost always turn out to be stupid.
then there's that one
kid who everyone hates who brags about how they're is in multivariable calculus as a freshman. nvm i ran out of
definition space
Person 1: *drives to nueva high school* damn this campus is great, i bet the kids here are so smart and athletic
nueva
kid 1: *puts hand sanitizer on his hands 10 times*
Person 1: why are you doing that
nueva
kid 1: it will kill 99.99 percent of germs each time i do it.
Person 1: nvm i was wrong
nueva kid 1:
L9 mcdonalds worker mental burger flip!1!1111!!!!!!1!!
nueva kid 2:
bro my locker isn't working, when i press
3 it thinks i pressed
3 like fifty times
nueva kid 1: dont worry i
will use my multivariable calculus skills to unlock your locker. what's the code?
nueva kid 2: 6969
Person 1: you fucking degenerates
