nueva kid 

1. A person who is socially awkward, normally living within silicon valley in California. Nueva kids are normally very smart, but not that good at sports or anything social/very nerdy. They are often pale from staying inside and doing their endless homework.

2. A student at the Nueva School.

Person 1: You see that nueva kid over there?
Person 2: Yeah they/them has no life
Nueva kid: ayy wassup b
Person 3: go play some shellshock.io

nueva kid by nuevakid1 April 21, 2018

nueva kid 

a student who is either really tall or really short and goes to a school called Nueva. they ] like to call themselves "quirky" but a lot of the time they are just annoying. due to too much exposure to national math competitions, their social skills (just like their fathers) left them at a young age.
nueva's high school homecoming is like a week later than any other school. the reason for this is that though usually homecoming is based around a sports game, nueva kids are usually nerds who suck at sports so sometimes there isn't a game. instead of the sports game, everyone hangs around in a gym where a dj keeps skipping the banger songs and playing the bad ones. youre not allowed to go outside during the dance and there are always two short kids making out on a couch in the corner until some dude has to kick them out.
you only get a locker at nueva if you ask some dude in an office. Then if youre too late, you get a weird one in a corner, and when you press the numbers for the password, it always thinks you pressed the button way more times than you did - it's almost as sensitive as your average emotionally unstable nueva sophomore.
nueva kids always try to invent cool stuff, like putting water on burned toast to un-burn it, but they almost always turn out to be stupid.
then there's that one kid who everyone hates who brags about how they're is in multivariable calculus as a freshman. nvm i ran out of definition space

Person 1: *drives to nueva high school* damn this campus is great, i bet the kids here are so smart and athletic
nueva kid 1: *puts hand sanitizer on his hands 10 times*
Person 1: why are you doing that
nueva kid 1: it will kill 99.99 percent of germs each time i do it.
Person 1: nvm i was wrong
nueva kid 1: L9 mcdonalds worker mental burger flip!1!1111!!!!!!1!!
nueva kid 2: bro my locker isn't working, when i press 3 it thinks i pressed 3 like fifty times
nueva kid 1: dont worry i will use my multivariable calculus skills to unlock your locker. what's the code?
nueva kid 2: 6969
Person 1: you fucking degenerates

nueva kid by wawawwawwwawwawawwawawawawwawa November 7, 2022

nueva kid 

either really rebellious or complete nerds that don't have a social life outside of their schoolwork and brawl stars. they often suck at athletics except for the people on really good club teams outside of school. i hate all of them and they all suck get me out of this hellhole of a school

the only events at the middle school are occasional underwhelming dances and understocked and overpriced fundraiser bakesales. the tuition is way too high (more than 50k???) considering the quality of the food and amount asked for us to donate.

shinshia shenshei will never stop yapping so rip if you want worktime during class (she will take all of the time talking about her knee surgery and extensive family members we dont care)

person 1: did you see that nueva kid over there?

person 2: bye i hagte nueva kids

person 1: oh

nueva kid by nuevakid2 May 3, 2024