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accidental enucleation 

When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.
Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.
accidental enucleation by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011

Nuclration 

when its one of those days and you're like a burnt potato and like you get on the toilet but then your shat explodes everywhere and its like of course after the day you ate a whole bunch of stuff.
OH GOD HELP IM IN HERE HAVING A NUCLRATION
Nuclration by Murmantskable February 24, 2022

Negleations 

A book found in the Dundian Bible to promote common welfare for people without legs or arms.
Negleations 7:28 states, "For thou till might stilleth free indeen to Him, who art above all others."
Negleations by Theoristic February 8, 2022

Self-enucleation 

Self-enucleation Is When one mentally ill person wants to take out there eyes it’s a form of self mutation
My friend wants to gouge there eyes out
They must have’ Self-enucleation