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accidental enucleation 

When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.
Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.
accidental enucleation by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011

Nuclration 

when its one of those days and you're like a burnt potato and like you get on the toilet but then your shat explodes everywhere and its like of course after the day you ate a whole bunch of stuff.
OH GOD HELP IM IN HERE HAVING A NUCLRATION
Nuclration by Murmantskable February 24, 2022

Negleations 

A book found in the Dundian Bible to promote common welfare for people without legs or arms.
Negleations 7:28 states, "For thou till might stilleth free indeen to Him, who art above all others."
Negleations by Theoristic February 8, 2022

Self-enucleation 

Self-enucleation Is When one mentally ill person wants to take out there eyes it’s a form of self mutation
My friend wants to gouge there eyes out
They must have’ Self-enucleation

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026