nuclear sub

Cockney Rhyming Slang for pub, public house

He ordered the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub

by cstangle June 3, 2004

nuclear sub

(UK)(Cockney rhyming slang) pub or bar.

Give me the stiffest drink in the nuclear sub.

by acghost January 31, 2004

the nuclear sub

The nuclear sub is when a guy or girl places an object in the anus while submerged (usually in the bath) and builds up a fart strong enough to fire the object across the room.

I love doing the nuclear sub while in the bath

by XzBIGNUKEzX November 9, 2018

Sub-Nuclear Engineering

Going deeper into the heart of matter than anyone should: engineering with quarks, gluons, leptons, and bosons. This is the manipulation of the fundamental quantum fields themselves. The goal might be to create stable "strange matter" (made of up, down, and strange quarks), generate focused beams of gluons for "strong force welding," or stabilize the Higgs field in a local area to give particles variable mass. It's the engineering of the universe's source code, long before it compiles into recognizable atoms.

Example: "Their weapon wasn't a laser; it was a sub-nuclear engineering projector. It fired a coherent beam of disentangled gluons that briefly severed the strong nuclear force in its path, causing any matter it touched to explosively disintegrate into a cloud of free quarks."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Sub-Nuclear Harnessing

Extracting energy or applying force via the violent, confining interactions inside the nucleus, specifically the realm of quarks and gluons governed by Quantum Chromodynamics (QCD). This could involve tapping the energy released in quark rearrangements, harnessing the Casimir-like effect of the vacuum within nucleons, or using the color charge of quarks for a form of energy storage or transmission unimaginable in electromagnetism. It's power from the furnace where mass itself is forged.

Example: "The theoretical 'QCD Battery' works on sub-nuclear harnessing. It stores energy by putting quarks inside nucleons into excited, high-energy color states. Releasing that energy gives you a flash of pure strong force, capable of vaporizing mountains, all from a battery the size of a grape."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Nuclear Submarine

While wearing a Condom for your safety, you dip your cock in Tabasco sauce then jam it in a woman’s ass. The burning sensation that was caused by your submarine would be as if a nuclear bomb went off in her ass!!!

She screamed in pain when I gave her the Nuclear Submarine!

by Krazy G Donkey June 25, 2009

nuclear submarine

When defecating, the biggest, most awesomely large dump that you haven't had in a good long time. Usually arises from not crapping for more than 48 hours or when coming off of constipation. Called so because the waste is so big, it's like a nuclear submarine trying to leave the bowels, which is a very large submarine. An atomic dump.

Today I went over Memere's house and launched a nuclear submarine.

Try as he might, the nuclear submarine deep in Gorby's colon wouldn't come free, until he had some Taco Bell and it was launched in the public restroom.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood July 20, 2007