NUCLEAR CARL 

Microwaving a piece of dog shit on high for 5 minutes at a party where you don't know anyone. This REALLY stinks, especially if the dog is old or sick!

"That party was wack, So I set off a Nuclear Carl"

NUCLEAR CARL by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

nuclear carl 

If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:

1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.

I hit that party with a nuclear carl.

nuclear carl by spkinigiff July 24, 2007

nuclear carl 

When you take a shit and then put it in some one's microwave and then start the timer

So I was rimming this fat bitch and then I started doing her up the ass. She started bleeding and was totally freaking out about it so I got pissed and went downstairs and gave her a nuclear carl: I also killed her cat.

nuclear carl by Bongman7 May 5, 2006