A loud ass mother fucker. Who can't keep a secret for the life of them. Super obnoxious and incredibly rude. They act like total bad asses but in reality they are the biggest pussies. Insecure mother fuckers. Large does not mean in charge. Thinks very highly of themselves and thinks that everyone loves them.
He who does what he desires. Also a very stylish gent. Your mama most probably likes him but she knows you don’t deserve him so it never comes up... awkward right?