noway hosay 

An incorrect way of saying No Way, Jose. Alot of Britsh kids say it. An urban myth is that some Brit kids think that hosay means " a hose that at the end has sumone going wahayyy". This is incorrect.

It is No Way Jose.

Prince Harry: Would you like to have some tea and crumpets?
Queen Elizabth: Noway hosay, it's tea and scone! SCONE SCONE SCONE!

noway hosay by Vincent Is A Baller August 28, 2009

No way, Hosay 

The idiots' version of "no way, José"

Normally typed out by the same fucking idiots who think "voilà" is spelt "wa-lah"

Absolute bellends, all of them.

Me: Are you coming to that boring meeting tomorrow?
Bellend: No way, Hosay
Me: What the fuck? You fucking imbecile

No way, Hosay by Fuckthelotofyou January 29, 2019

No way, hosay. 

When you're too white enough to say "No way, Jose".

Rory: I bet you looooooooooooovvvvveeeeeeeee him, right?
Trixie: No way, hosay.

No way, hosay. by Roooooooooooory March 24, 2008