noway hosay

An incorrect way of saying No Way, Jose. Alot of Britsh kids say it. An urban myth is that some Brit kids think that hosay means " a hose that at the end has sumone going wahayyy". This is incorrect.

It is No Way Jose.

Prince Harry: Would you like to have some tea and crumpets?
Queen Elizabth: Noway hosay, it's tea and scone! SCONE SCONE SCONE!

noway hosay by Vincent Is A Baller August 28, 2009

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No way, Hosay

The idiots' version of "no way, José"

Normally typed out by the same fucking idiots who think "voilà" is spelt "wa-lah"

Absolute bellends, all of them.

Me: Are you coming to that boring meeting tomorrow?
Bellend: No way, Hosay
Me: What the fuck? You fucking imbecile

No way, Hosay by Fuckthelotofyou January 29, 2019

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No way, hosay.

When you're too white enough to say "No way, Jose".

Rory: I bet you looooooooooooovvvvveeeeeeeee him, right?
Trixie: No way, hosay.

No way, hosay. by Roooooooooooory March 24, 2008

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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