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The last name of the all american man! Every thing he does is of VARSITY quality. He's the quintessential East Coast guy. He works out even when he's dying from the flu.
"you think you're cool, wait til you meet NOBLIT..."
Noblit by Moastar42 April 24, 2008
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a nooblit is something like a noob, however, a nooblit or "noobling" is more innocent, less of an asshole, more of a newbie, a mix between noob and newb, generely friendly, nooblits, sadly, sometimes simply turn out to be your average noob...growing up isnt always easy..
Person 1: your a nooblit?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: awwww, cute!
nooblit by Ciaran Malone August 3, 2007
a man who deserves to die in a pool of shit stained pink
my god craig is a fucking nooblit
nooblit by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

Noobliterated

To get your "Ass handed to you" (Ass kicked) by a noob. This could be in gaming or the real world.
This will also result in you becoming a total noob if it happens enough times.
Guy: "You just got noobliterated!"
Guy2: "I know, I think I'm becoming a noob myself."
Noobliterated by Wilvot November 1, 2008
contraction of noob & 31337
refers to the top essence of n00b.
n00blit: who is that peer guy?
me: your mom
nooblit by Chupakabra April 30, 2004

Nooblitar 

A noob part of a group of noobs that try, but fail to own.
Look at this nooblitar and the rest of his friends get pwned.
Nooblitar by Doubledome June 7, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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