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Notional Hand Job 

The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.
"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."
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Notional Hour 

If you had to fit your whole life into one hour, but you could do anything you wanted (no travel time, no need to do to chores, etc), this is how you would split the time and what you would do.
Angus was torturing the new recruits with the notional hour again. He just wants to know who will suck up by saying they’d spend 59 minutes at work.
Notional Hour by LawDude February 7, 2025

national-traditionalism 

Nacional-Traditionalism, abbreviated as NazTrad, is economically protectionist, anti-capitalist, anti-globalization, anti-liberal, culturally organic, and traditional ideology.
It believes in a return to a traditional society, in sustainable, decentralized, small organic local communities, opposed to globalization and its effects: progressivism, liberalism, gay rights, technology myth, monoculturalism, consumerism, Marxism, feminism, mass media, representative mass democracy, currency de-dollarization, fascism, totalitarianism, internationalist ideals. It's anti-system, anti-war financing, global financial system, tax hike, beyond the right-left spectrum, anti-French Revolution, skeptical of technological progress, aristocratic, staunch anti-Republican.
"Do not confuse National-Traditionalism with modern nationalism : chauvinist, romantic and idealistic."

national-traditionalism 

National-Traditionalism is a thought concerning an organic society without the evils of modernity: liberalism, modernism, socialism, communism, capitalism, fascism, progressivism, totalitarianism, statism, globalization, international monetary system, consumerism, materialism, cosmopolitanism, populism, feminism, mass democracy, representative democracy, gay rights, mass media, internationalism, immigration. It is anti-system, skeptical of science, economics (despite having a protectionist bias), against the right-left spectrum (evils of the French Revolution), aristocratic, anti-technology, culturally organic, opponent of organized religions, decentralist (a return to local small communities), staunch antirepublican.
"Do not confuse National-Traditionalism with modern nationalism : chauvinist, romantic and idealistic."

national traditionalism 

It is a political-philosophical thought based on organic social formation. It is a population group that shares a common history, customs, interests, language, myths and traditions. In general, they have a common social organization, and above all, they are aware of belonging to this social community. It is a transcendental, metaphysical and spiritual bond. At the same time, it is aimed on the integral development of each individual (suum cuique), aristocratic.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Rationalism, Individualism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution, Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, gay rights, affirmative actions, human-rights, drugs, greed, pornography, Globalism, Statism, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion.

It is aristocratic, spiritual, hierarchical, organic, corporatist and traditional.
"Do not confuse National Traditionalism with Modern Nationalism : chauvinist, romantic and idealistic."

National Skinnydipping Day 

August 13th~it's Real! When I can't do the real thing, I dip my foot in the wading pool & flash my boobs! I wonder how many people know about this holiday.
National Skinnydipping Day is Real & many people participate.

National Anton Day 

December 5th- a day to celebrate and pledge allegiance to Anton
Today is December 5th! Happy National Anton Day!
National Anton Day by conxent December 4, 2022