not sobriety

A state of being not drunk but not sober

"We left the bar in a state of not sobriety."

by Fat Swimmer October 16, 2008

Sobriety

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...

Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety

by Neo-Generation November 06, 2003

sobriety

the state in which everything sucks.

"fuck man, this sobriety thing bites...i can remember everything, and walk...and speak clearly!"

by Adalae September 08, 2007

Sobriety

A brain left to decide without influences.

"A drunk man's words may be a sober man's thoughts, but the thought to keep one's mouth shut isn't makes sobriety not the worst thing."

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 04, 2020

Sobriety

That thing you do when you’re grieving someone,- traditional in American Indian cultures or just a way of living.

Today I walked into a AA meeting house on “accident” and they gave me a charge on my phone when I needed it most. They welcomed me in, it was a men’s center, I took care of myself. It reminded me of my father, I had a coming to god and I remembered why I was being sober, it’s hard though, sobriety. I love you.

by anonymous June 14, 2018

Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.

Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

sobriety

what the police check when they stop you....

Policeman talking:
This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!
Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!
Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!

YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!
Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006