not my rodrick

A même that's been circulating because some pussy ass imposter pizza delivery lookin ass soccer mom mother fuckin willy wonk- Jeffree Star's cousin plastic surgery lookin bitch thinks he can replace my one and only daddy, Rodrick Heffley.

*2036*
"Diary of a wimpy kid you say? Which one?"
"The one from 2017"
Oh bitch no that's not my rodrick

not my rodrick by hotshmulligan March 26, 2017

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not my rodrick

The New Rodrick Heffley Actor Portrayed by Charlie Wright the Corn Flake, Soccer Mom, Edna. A Meme tag Known as #NotMyRodrick Has been flooding The Internet. We Don't Want a drug addict playing Rodrick! We want our hot daddy Devon

NOT MY RODRICK

not my rodrick by _spamiinq_ March 30, 2017

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not my rodrick

this saying goes towards the 2nd diary of a wimpy kid movie because as we all know.. rodrick was our beautiful emo king in the first movie and some ugly ass drug addict took over in the second movie and everyone hates him :)

THATS NOT MY RODRICK!!

not my rodrick by nickisenpaii March 26, 2017

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not my rodrick

A hilarious meme that has been becoming more and more popular since the cancerous new DOAWK trailer has come out. It involves roasting the shit out of the asian looking, pleakley freak edna mode looking Charlie Wright, who is not my trucking rodrick. We want out hot af emo daddy back #bringdevonbostickback

"Have you seen the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid? It's sooo good, the new Rodrick is so hot!"

*deep breath* boi

#not my rodrick

not my rodrick by notmytruckingrodrick May 19, 2017

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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