not in my playground

meaning something alot like "not on my watch" or "not around me"

e.g convosation:
person 1: "your going down im gonna kick ur ass at go karting"
person 2: "not in my playground motherfucker"

by Alex Dodd a.k.a god September 15, 2003

plowing my favorite playground

The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.

Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?

Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!

by hottcarl November 29, 2013