A man who has been told his whole life how special he is and wow is he special. He's the most typical modern man with the most typical life but he walks around like his poo doesn't stink. If he had any guy friends he would realize he's the same as every other typical man. Instead he wallows in self pity and uses his every day typical life problems to treat everyone around him like shit.
I'm not a typical man, I have feelings.
You think you know who you're messing with but I'm not a typical man.
I would ask him why he's having so many bad days but he would lie because he wants everyone to think he's not a typical man.
You think you know who you're messing with but I'm not a typical man.
I would ask him why he's having so many bad days but he would lie because he wants everyone to think he's not a typical man.
by giving himhell August 24, 2019
A stereotypical caucasian male who's day goes as follows:
Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
This meeting probably takes place around a water-cooler.
Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?
Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?
Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
by i'm not maddox December 9, 2007