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not this 

When you say "not this". You want to unsee it.
An annoying person entering the party: The party can't start without ME!
The host: Not this.
Words you can keep

not this 

Having no life and wishing to be somewhere else where your "friends" are. GO YOU, LOSER!
lifeless, friendless, fantastic, orgasmic, do me
Guy-"what are you doin' tonight man?"
Other guy-"not this, man."
not this by KooKooKachoo May 23, 2008

Not this 

You say: "not this" when you hear or see something that is weird or cringe
*sticky couple in your class making out in seven am*
You: Not this not this.
Not this by Slomit bona sukka November 9, 2021

[Not this week but maybe next week]

The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week
Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait

i had a dream and it was not this 

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Not in THIS house 

"Not in THIS house" is a phrase used to let someone know that whatever they're doing/saying is highly inappropriate. Often used in a joking manner.
[Tommy is saying goodnight to his girlfriend at his parents house. An act which his parents mistake for him having sex. His mom pulls him aside and yells "Not in THIS house!"

John: "Dude your sister is so hot!"
Jack: "Not in THIS house!"

not in this economy 

You can now effectively contribute to any conversation simply by adding "not in this economy" at the end.
"Lets fuck"

"Not in this economy"

--
"Its gunna be a class act tonight girls"
"Not in this economy"
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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