Not pushin P

People that have they teeth clenched on everyone’s dick

Samuel said “saying pushin P is dumb asf” so Sam is hating on everyone saying pushin P, so he’s not pushin P he has his teeth clenched on everyone who is pushin P 🙂

Not pushin P by 4kn3on January 20, 2022

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Not pushin P

People that have they teeth clenched on everyone’s dick

Samuel said “saying pushin P is dumb asf” so Sam is hating on everyone saying pushin P, so he’s not pushin P he has his teeth clenched on everyone who is pushin P 🙂

Not pushin P by 4kn3on January 20, 2022

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Not Pushin 🅿️

Hating mfs that have they teeth clenched around Everyone’s Dick

Samuel is Not Pushin 🅿️ Cause he’s hating on everyone that says pushin 🅿️ So he has his teeth around everyone’s dick.

Not Pushin 🅿️ by 4kn3on January 20, 2022

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not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing by kegggstand October 3, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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