Kosher

A brand of pickles that has commonly been mistaken for a religion.

Wow...these Kosher pickles must have the highest point of connection to G-d.

by KosherBob January 5, 2021

kosher

1) See "tight"
2) To be worthy of acceptance
3) good

1) That party was kosher
2) That new guy is pretty kosher
3) It's all kosher

by adizzle March 9, 2004

no-kosher

1. A situation or event that can be generally predicted as doomed to fail or to go horribly wrong.

2. A statement or other action by someone that is completely retarded or offensive to others.

1.
"We should try and jump off the roof into the pool."
"We aren't even drunk yet, this whole idea is no-kosher."

2.
"I can't believe that lard ass is taking so long to walk to her car."
"Dude it's no-kosher to talk about people like that."

by WaycoolJR729 April 27, 2010

Kosher

Adjective
1. Worthy of acceptance
2. Something is chill
3. Something is blessed

1. Dude, he’s kosher, let him in.
2. Nah bro, her and I are kosher right now.
3. My life is so kosher right now. I just got $100 for a survey.

by Jaded Joker December 16, 2017

That's Not Kosher

A phrase, interchangeable with 'that's pork', normally used in reaction to unpleasant conversation.

#1: Man, I just took the most epic shite of my life, it proper stunk up the place.

#2: Jesus dude, that's not kosher.

by Tiggerback June 15, 2010

Kosher

The latest way of saying cool, amazing, awesome, radical or sweet.

Tim: I can't wait to go to the movies tonight with Beth.

Drew: I can't believe she's letting you actually take her, that sounds kosher!

by Fezhead June 26, 2009

kosher

1. a word that means good / perfect
2. tight

and that person who wrote about the gay people is stupid

KOSHER OPZ
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by [k]ops | cRys3k November 19, 2003