nostril sex

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This is a form of sex that inlcudes 3 people. One guy, one girl, and some ugly ass dude. This happens when the guy sticks his dick into a girls nostril and she jerks it in her nostril. Then the man jizzes into the girl's nose. The ugly ass dude must take the picture in order for it to count.

Yo, me and Rachele had some sweet nostril sex and Mike Z took the picture.

nostril sex by Jewboy Fresh April 11, 2008

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nostril sex

Yo, me and Rachele had some sweet nostril sex and Mike Z took the picture.

nostril sex by Jewboy Fresh April 11, 2008

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nostril sex

it's where, fucking, you rest your ballocks on spidey's momses nose right? and she's all looking at you with wide eyes, cause her oxygen (not her favorite tv channel) is getting cut off.

nostril sex == spidey's mom + anyone with a johnson

nostril sex by nodemeister September 22, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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