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nose flute 

When the boogers in your nose create a whistle noise when you breathe in or out.
Dude, are you getting sick? Last night your nose flute was so loud I thought a train was coming!
nose flute by Dickle Stilskin January 18, 2018

Texas Nose Flute 

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.

purple headed nose flute 

A slang word to describe a mans cock
By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!