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norwich man 

a finished football player from portugal who is father 6 children and also a rapist

he carried his team Manchester united from 2nd position to 7th position in epl and his retard fans blame harry maguire for it but cannot accept the fact that their idol ghosted against good teams like liverpool , man city, chelsea etc. and statpadding with teams like Norwich & Tottenham

when his team need him the most he disappears

he's norwich man
I needed 13 goals in that match, I had no fear
because norwich man was on pitch
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Norwich man 

I was born and raised in Norwich. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the Norwich man, he travels to Norwich when they are playing. He scores 6 goals and then disappears until the next Norwich game. I still have nightmares that he's hiding in our stadium.
Mason Mount the Norwich man
Norwich man by Bad Chelsea take March 11, 2022

Norwich Man 

A part- time ghost, a part-time instagram merchant and a part-time underwear seller named Pristiano Penaldo who only appears against Norwich city, a second division team in england but ghosts against other good teams
"I dont want to be like Norwich Man. He is finished"
"Norwich man ghosted against Morroco again!"

norwichman 

A fraud from portgual who statpads against teams such as Norwich. He scores 5 goals then disappears until the next Norwich game.
Hes back the statpadder is back the norwich fans are covering there eyes in horror its him its norwichman
norwichman by Footballfan929 April 29, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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