norrlänning 

In fact the most intelligent of swedish inhabitants, also the most laid back and care free people in Sweden. "Norrlänningar" are very attractive on the job market in most of Sweden since they are known for their reliability and loyalty. Compared to the Southerners in the opposite part of the country (called "skåningar") norrlänning-ar (-s) are physically more attractive and mentally more stable and controlled, basically better people than anywhere else.

Whenever it snows in the south of Sweden people go crazy and kill each other on the roads; writes about it in newspapers calling it a crisis even though it happens at least once a year. The norrlänning-s watch quietly knowing that tommorow there'll be 5 inches of fresh snow to get out of the way before going 50 miles to work in blazing cold and pitch dark. REAL PEOPLE!

norrlänning by Tom Violence April 10, 2005

norrlänning 

A man coming from up north of Sweden, the forgotten parts...
They live out of what nature gives them, with addition from beer and mooses, Most norrlänings speak a very strange language known as norrländska containing words like "töcken" and other words not known by many.
They always wear baseball caps like truckdrivers, often striped pattern. They dont tend to shave very often, and smell like röv.

Watch out little kiddy, here comes another norrlänning! dont touch him!

norrlänning by Gnarp Äta skylt August 8, 2003