noodle boobs

boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape

i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble

noodle boobs by Matt Huff December 11, 2010

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noodle boobs

a name a guy is given when he puts on his mom's bra and stuffs macaroni in it.

"Hey look! It's Noodle Boobs!"

noodle boobs by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 25, 2003

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noodleboobs

Jennifer
When your boobs are so small they are like noodles

Amanda: "NOODLEBOOBS!!"
Jennifer: "BELLYBANGERS!!!"

noodleboobs by Tomanda February 18, 2003

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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