Definitions by KinkyNonk

noobios 

A fat, sluggish child who considers school as home because of financial problems in their humble abode. They either live under a bridge and sleep on mat stuck together by semen, or just ask for cocaine or contraband for their birthday.

Zack is such a fat noobios, don't you think? His parents would rather spend their nonexistent money on a pirated IPhone 10 than even consider fixing their walls.

noobios by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019

Crème de la pénis

'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?

"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."

Crème de la pénis by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019