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Internet slang for someone who “owns” someone else. A noonah has completely debunked the other user’s false assertion or has totally reversed the other’s pathetic attempts at insult. The person owned is considered to be “pwnt” or “pwned” or “pwn3d” in leet (i.e “l33t”) internet language.
You repetitive, incoherent, illiterate dumbass, you are incapable of deciphering the simplest post. Can you read? Can you respond with any creativity? You’re pwnt all over every board and chat room you’re on. Master noonahs don’t even waste time talking to you unless it’s to show an apprentice noonah how it’s done. Any cut & run pasted response by a tard qualifies them as a noonah over you. The only sensible part of you dribbled down your mother’s thighs.
noonah by honestI May 29, 2007
The iPhone's default auto-correct word for when you type the word boobies.
Text I recieved: Dude, check out that girl's noonahs!

Response: Her what?

Text I recieved: Damned iPhone auto corrected b o o b i e s to noonahs. I hate this stupid phone.
Noonahs by keikai86 February 22, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026