nonnuendo 

Innuendo that becomes so (or moreso) by virtue of denial.

Wording that could have a sexual interpretation, especially the extra attention drawn to the alternate meaning by claiming it was inadvertent.

Him: I have a burrito for you.
Her: Thanks I love burritos.
Him: I'll keep it warm until you get here.
Her: I'll be there soon. I'm salivating already.
Him: I didn't mean any innuendo.
Her: Of course you didn't.
Him: I'm innocent as your nonnuendo.
Her: You're pretty hard on yourself.

nonnuendo by Bob Stein March 20, 2013

e-nnuendo

The act of making innuendo or other witty flirtatious sexual banter via text on the internet. Without body language, this text, email, or messenger banter can be very easily misconstrued by the recipient making E-nnuendo a confusing and sometimes dangerous thing.

I invited my friend's girlfriend to the BBQ and said I would slip her my big hot juicy sausage... now the boyfriend wants to beat me up.
Some people just don't get E-nnuendo.

e-nnuendo by Mensa_dventure July 5, 2007

Nanuendo 

A sexual innuendo directed at a person's Nan

Person A: ahhh Granny Mordrey's arm has fallen off AGAIN!

Person B: that's not the only thing that's falling off <wink>... shhhmmuung!

Person A: what does that even mean?? anyway, get me some water, she's managed to set herself alight again

Person B: She don't need no water...she's wet enough....BO!

Person A: stop with the Nanuendos!!!

Nanuendo by Jay71992032100002 December 7, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012