nonceology

The study of nonces, and nonce-like behavior.

"What is this Noncelogical behaviour? You know Chris Hansen? Hes a Nonceologist who studies Nonceology"

by brischy March 14, 2020

nonpology

An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."

"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."

by stogoe May 20, 2007

Nontology

Nontology is the negation of ontology or the possibility of our mind to understand by logic the ultimate nature of things

To derive the existence of God by logic ( onto-logy ), means to lead to the extreme consequences the virtues of a disputable cognitive tool ( logic ) and therefore not demonstrate his existence but rather only the limits of this human tool ( nontology ).

by Andrea Jagher October 12, 2007

nineology

When one's opponent, at table football, is beaten Nine - Nil, and all goals are scored by one person.

Phwoar, Team Slow scored a nineology against Sparky and Graceful.

by Mikkel Beck January 6, 2004