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Originated from The Simpsons character professor Frink, that ends his mad scientist rants using the phrase noiven-kahoiven or some variant of it, possibly caused by tourretes. Used to describe someone or something that is or looks especially nerdy. A major noiven is someone who particularly has many of the same characteristics or features of professor Frink. Noiven does not have a designated connotation; it can be used or taken many ways.
That guy is a major noiven.

RTS games are fun, but so noiven.
noiven by matt8888 May 16, 2008
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A great person who can diplomatically moderate a discord server
Call novern, she'll figure this shit out
novern by Abyanjacko 69 December 9, 2021
A feeling of happiness or self worth before another spiral of depression.
There is no room for noivere in my life
Noivere by No_room_for_Noivere November 3, 2022
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Me: Poggers!
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