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have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers 

"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.
Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)
A fucking last name that EVERY ONE will say wrong the first time and it also means walnut tree
IT IS NOGUERA NOT NOGURIEA! GOD DAMMIT!
noguera by Sniper_Snake November 13, 2017

Helena Noguerra 

A beautiful and talented singer from Belgium. She was born in 1969 (gets 42 years old this May) and still looks like a young woman in her late twenties. She has a soft & sexy voice, she also combines and tries different kinds of music. Most people know her for the Main Theme of the Japanese Video Game Bayonetta, which she sung.
She sings in English, French & Portugese.
Don't you think that Helena Noguerra looks so much younger than Lady Gaga?
Yes, you're right!