noffice 

A person whose presence in an office is questionable or even bizarre.

That fool is a noffice.

noffice by hiebert May 27, 2006

Nofficial 

Used when referring to ones lack of seriousness and commitment in a relationship. No strings attached. Not putting a ring on it. Probably having sex with someone else as well.

Guy: So you and Jane have been hanging out a lot recently. Whats with that? Do I hear wedding bells?

Dude: Awwww nah man, Im keeping it real nofficial. Its like I care, but not really. Plus I got that little side piece Annie around the corner Im still workin with!

Nofficial by Vincognito April 7, 2010

noffie 

abbreviation for 'non-f***ing friendz', with a comfy sound to it..

can be exes you've mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who's savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse...

'Hey, didn't I see you with your ex again the other day ?'
'Oh, we're noffies now, it's great and we've moved on...'

'Oooh, who's that cutebum you're running, along with your steady ?'
'Oh, isn't he sweet ? He's gay, so we're just noffies... though I wouldn't mind giving him a test run...'

noffie by mikroth January 6, 2008