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Short term for Northern California, norcal is another term used mainly by nocalers A place with a massive inferiority complex to their neighbors to the south (socal). A socaler's first trip to nocal is always a shock due to the fact that they usually find out about this massive inferiority complex. Comments about the smog and that socalers steal their water will always come us.

This comes to a surprise to most socalers because growing up in places like: LA, OC, San Diego, Long Beach, and even the the meth-infested Riverside, socalers do not care about nocalers. Nocal never cross the mind of socalers unless they visit there or they meet a travelling nocaler. For some reason nocalers are obsessed with hating socal even though they love to visit Disneyland. It can be compared to the New Englanders hating New Yorkers.

The capital of nocal is San Francisco. Referred as "the city" by nocalers even though it is only 7 mi X 7 mi large (a fraction of the size of the San Fernando Valley section of LA). All the cool things in nocal are relegated to "the city" because nocalers love to live bland lives. Inland nocal is Sacramento and places like Redding, Modesto, and Lodi, all full of white trash and rednecks. The Bay Area sans SF is chalk full of lilly-white liberals who speak of equal rights but are too afraid to go to black or Latino neighborhoods. This is another underlying reason for their hate for socal. All the Bay Area suburbs are geographically segregated and suburbs like Walnut Creek, Napa, and Pleasanton stay lilly white while Los Angeles area suburbs are all intermingled. Bay Area residents do not like to mention this and like to keep up their liberal facade.
There's a reason they call them NOcal and SOcal.
nocal by deeznutz October 31, 2004

nocashvalue 

<Draken> Hey, nocashvalue, how's it going?
<nocashvalue> awesome thanks!
nocashvalue by DRAKFAGGOTWINNAR October 18, 2008
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see norcal. the opposite of socal. only people in southern california use this, never people actually from northern california.
i didn't realize that the guy that sold us all the blow was totally from norcal until, like, a lot later.
nocal by blair April 12, 2004

Nocashvalue 

A noun used to refer to someone who is a complete twunt. The word is inspired by an internet user who usually used the username "nocashvalue". He was retarded enough to get this name off a coin that says "NO CASH VALUE" on it.
You know that Tom bloke? He's a complete nocashvalue.
Nocashvalue by Anonymous January 4, 2005
NO ONE CARES A SHIT ABOUT YOU.
Facebook status: Headache :/
(10 min ltr) In Pain :'(
(5 min. ltr) Mad >:/
(2 min. ltr) Why doesn't anyone comment on my totally obvious attention wanting Facebook statuses?

Comment: 'Cause nocasay.
When your runner-up in the stanely cup
Man were runners up to a communist. nocaps
nocaps by NoPh.D August 3, 2018
Contray to singular belive, NoCash is the ipidmy of the self-delusioned moron,, this Grotesque species rarely excils beyond the 1st Grade, due to there lack of common knowledge and faluare to adhere to public decency
standards. One can smell one comeing from 2 city blocks. Another common characteristic of this fowl creature, would be the stack of rape charges among boys suffering from Cerebral Palsy. b. this is why man created guns KoS
Arcane beats Nocash with broomstick.
"sho little doggy sho"
NoCash by ArcanE October 22, 2003