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nobody cares 

-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel
girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*
nobody cares by #bossassbitch June 2, 2014

Nobody Cares 

A phrase one uses when people keep putting urban dictionary definitions of their own name on their snapchat story.
Brock *opens up snapchat
Brock "Oh my God nobody cares!"
Nobody Cares by Senior Papi john March 15, 2017

nobody cares 

"I don't care."
Person 1: "Global warming is a pretty big issue."
Person 2: "NoBoDy CaReS."
nobody cares by BigLadIzaac April 13, 2019

Nobody Cares 

A word that's now being massively used by retards that probably have no real friends
Person 1: "Hey guys look what I got!"
Stupid retard: "NoBoDy CaReS"
Nobody Cares by Mystic mind June 27, 2021

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means but you
Instagram user #1 : Wow guess what urban dictionary says about my name

Andy Tate : don't care,
Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

State Nobody Cares About 

A state that doesn't matter at all, like Illinois.
Cody, "Hey man want to go to Illinois?"

Normal Person, "Hell no man, that's a State Nobody Cares About."
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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