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Nob Goblin 

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.
Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!
Nob Goblin by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Nob Goblin 

A game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts Nob goblin and racks him in the nuts
Guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread
Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones
Nob Goblin by vots69 February 1, 2010

Nob Goblin 

A dickhead who has a small penis but acts like it's huge
Bill: Hey guys, just came home from another chicks house
Everyone else: Oh wow, you're such a nob goblin

nob goblin 

A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.

Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.
"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".

"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.
nob goblin by Eljato October 24, 2008

Nob Goblin 

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin
Nob Goblin by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019

Nob Goblin 

A male or female who actually can’t help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.
Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!