nob goblin 

sum one who gobbels nobs

elton john

nob goblin by geordie October 24, 2003

Nob Goblin 

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.

Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!

Nob Goblin by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Nob Goblin 

A game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts Nob goblin and racks him in the nuts

Guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread
Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones

Nob Goblin by vots69 February 1, 2010

Nob Goblin 

A dickhead who has a small penis but acts like it's huge

Bill: Hey guys, just came home from another chicks house
Everyone else: Oh wow, you're such a nob goblin

Nob Goblin by Rebecca mercy llody June 8, 2015

nob goblin 

A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.

Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.

"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".

"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.

nob goblin by Eljato October 24, 2008

Nob Goblin 

Anyone who sucks dick for drugs.

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin

Nob Goblin by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019

Nob Goblin 

A male or female who actually can’t help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.

Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!

Nob Goblin by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019