no- bed 

a tramp using the kirb as a pillow and newspaper as a cover

omg u stupid no- bed

no- bed by clur May 14, 2005

No head, no bed 

When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.

Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.

No head, no bed by Noheadnobed November 24, 2013

No Piss The Bed September

An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies

Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!

No Piss The Bed September by garnfeld October 6, 2020

I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK 

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard 

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard by sukan December 27, 2022

Nob ed 

how the english say "knob head".

Liam: I'm in to it, me.
Noel: No your not, you Nob ed

Nob ed by rocket queen April 9, 2004

Nobed

A nobed is basically a prick or an idiot. Generally not the smartest or most likeable

Tim. I just bought a bottle of coke. Lee. How mutch. Jim. 3 quid. Ur a fuckin nobed jim

Nobed by Leeshai Baker December 22, 2018