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A mythical thing that office workers dream of

What do you mean there's no work to do today? I don't understand

no work by tgrrl January 8, 2020

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No work boner

The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.

I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.

No work boner by Skae310 January 26, 2011

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No Work Minute

The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.

Thought to have originated with 404.

Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.

No Work Minute by Kapelteta February 4, 2010

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No Work December

A pilgrimage. Survive December without doing one day of work. Call in sick, make excuses, take holidays, whatever it takes.

I am currently doing No Work December.

No Work December by Drocher November 4, 2022

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aint no work

A Tennessee slang used for saying an object is not working.

Damn, my dirt bike aint no work

aint no work by Fox Gaming45 December 20, 2017

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D pressed no work

When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.

The same person on all my examples has D pressed no work

D pressed no work by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy by ave_scientia October 21, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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