no w

The mildly superior form of "no u"
Normies won't get it as it's simply a way too advanced form of speech.

Dave: Your car sucks.
John: no u
Dave: no w
John: What?
Dave: Say it out loud.
John: *implodes after 3 seconds*

by Znoopsy December 17, 2019

no w

An awesome comeback to "No u" pronounced "No double-u"

<sally> Hey Bob, Go die in a fire!
<bob> no u!
<sally> no w!

by hallll June 28, 2008

no w

The PERFECT comeback to no u. Only beatable by the uno reverse card

You: u suck haha lol
Brother: no u
You: no w
Brother: *disintegrates*

by Official Meme Supply May 9, 2019

no w

The definite and set-in-stone counter argument to no u

A: "You're mum gaye"
B: "no u"
A: "no w"
B: gets fucking annihilated to death and beyond

by Marwyn April 21, 2018

no w

the ultimate comeback to "no u". The way the letter w is pronounced sounds like "double u" so saying no w in response to no u gives an almost instant win

Jarold II: your gay
Jarold I: no u
Jarold II: no w

Jarold I: mr stark im not feeling so good.

by montagoose July 23, 2019

no w

no w, twice of no u. can destroy anyone in its path who uses the no u comeback. however, cancel uno card + reverse card is more powerful.

Me: your mom gay

12 year old on the internet: no u

Me: *in head: omae wa mao shindeiru*

Me: no w
oi are mom

12 year old on the internet: *literally fucking dies*

by QuedsPlays July 20, 2018

W W W

This abbreviation used to stand for World Wide Web.

It now stands for the activity which surrounds most of the time in which the web is browsed - Wanking While Watching (another video stream or live webcam) or, Wanking While Waiting (for the next lot of porn to download).

(For the Brit-ignorant, Wanking is the same as jerking-off/Whippin Mr Zippy/Polishing the PurplePink Pole, over here in Limey-Land.)

"Shit I gotta clean this mouse and keyboard or buy a box of tissues, probably both (squeezes umpteen zit). Too much WWW. Oh, Just one more......"

by Missy M September 5, 2005