no homo bro

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Someone says this when they ain't homo

"Kiss him dude"-kevin "no homo bro"-mike

no homo bro by Lemon Limes March 11, 2018

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no homo bro blow

A metaphor used when someone else blatantly contradicts themselves with a commonly used phrase.

The metaphor is of a person giving a blowjob to a bro, but it isn't gay since he said 'no homo'

Jake: fuck you! but no offense, though
Tom: yeah, a no homo bro blow

no homo bro blow by Urban Rural country boy September 14, 2017

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Nohomobro

"Nohomobro" refers to the act of doing something that could be viewed as homosexual but in reality isn't or has no homosexual purpose behind it. As a result, the person doing the act simply says "Nohomobro" and the action is thus deemed "non-homosexual" when used reasonably.

1) Fred had to weigh in naked to make weight in wrestling and his friend Joe happened to be in the locker room
-Joe "Aww dude, that's gay!"

-Fred "Hey, Nohomobro."

2) A doctor is giving his patient a prostate exam, he says: "Nohomobro"

3)Your friend says a funny joke and you reply after laughing "I love you dude!" followed with a "Nohomobro."

Nohomobro by geo-nohomobro December 24, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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