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a sharp, sturdy remark to an idea that does not appeal to you.
Jake: "Let's go to the strip club tonight bro!"
Andrew: "no dude."
no dude by Camuelson March 14, 2016
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dude no way

The most sarcastic phrase someone would ever say, the kind of phrase when someone is talking about something boring and you want to respond with no effort
Person 1:"so I just got these new pencils and I think they're really cool"
Person 2"Dude no way"
dude no way by RandomGuy246 March 5, 2022

No fucking way dude. 

Definition 1: When rejecting someone else's idea.
Definition 2: When someone tells you something unbelievable.
1:

Guy: hey dude here's my plan for the house
Person: No fucking way dude. This shit too expensive!

2:

Guy: hey dude check this out I caught it on video
Person: No fucking way dude. Did that happen?!

dude pls no 

When someone doesn't want something to happen.
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.

"DUDE PLS NO"

dude pls no rip
Me: Hi i'mma kill u now
Dude: dude pls no
dude pls no by Doge1298 May 8, 2019

dude pls no 

When someone doesn't want something to happen.
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.

"DUDE PLS NO"

dude pls no rip
Me: Hi i'mma kill u now
Dude: dude pls no
dude pls no by Doge1298 May 8, 2019

dude pls no 

When someone doesn't want something to happen.
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.

"DUDE PLS NO"

dude pls no rip
Me: Hi i'mma kill u now
Dude: dude pls no
dude pls no by Doge1298 May 8, 2019

Dude, you have no Qur’an 

1. To abruptly prove to someone that they are mistaken.

Jacob Isom (23 year old skate boarder) rolled up to a hate-mongering preacher in Texas and snatched away a Qur'an that the idiot was about to light on fire.
After stripping the ball from a player who is driving to the rim, you say "Dude, you have no Qur’an!"
Dude, you have no Qur’an by 06em September 13, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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