no crosses

promise

person 1: “nah boy did yu fr do dat?”
person 2: “nah brah no crosses i did nufen”

no crosses by eetspotato July 10, 2024

I swear to god no crosses count 

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

I swear to god no crosses count by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

on god no crosses count 

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

on god no crosses count by Bailedx March 21, 2024