finding waldo

spanking the salami; like finding nemo, except with the whang.

"I can't talk right now! Lorn'sfinding Waldo in the middle of govt class and Foran's bout to get another grease spot on his head!"

by the lesbian March 9, 2004

Where's Waldo

When you are having vaginal intercourse and insert your nuts one by one into the anus. After you successfully insert each nut you go WHERE'S WALDO BITCH?

Aye you fuckin' Hodag cock smoker, I saw you messing around with my woman!
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it, I Where's Waldo'd her ass, literally.

You mother fucker, I'm gonna shambag your car!

by Firework Master December 2, 2009

Found Fuckin' Waldo

This term is used when you finally found something after spending countless days, weeks, and even months looking for.

Kevin: "Hey, Alex! Did you finally found your porn magazine that your mom took away from you?"

Alex:"After many days... I found it. I found fuckin' waldo!"

by I'mStillHerex December 14, 2010

wet waldo

See Mississippi Mudfinger.

Jake walked into a gay bar by mistake, and some guy gave him a wet waldo.

by bellyman February 19, 2003

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"

meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"

by Demosthenes March 11, 2005

Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 27, 2015

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.

All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.

by Winky March 4, 2005