3 definitions by the lesbian
(Brit) Across the midlands and other regions of England, a "bird" merely means a female of the species. It has no other, more sinister connotations.
The plural is, naturally, "birds", but you wouldn't be stupid enough to call it a flock.
The plural is, naturally, "birds", but you wouldn't be stupid enough to call it a flock.
by the lesbian December 8, 2004
A very sexy sexy position that everyone needs to try
So one time there was this really cute girl at my moms friends birthday party and she was like, really really hot, so I got the courage to walk up to her and ask her for her number and she gave it to me. i was so happy but i was trying not to show it. Then like 2 hours later everyone was inside and me and the girl were talking about school, life and just random shit like that. then everyone was starting to leave including me and my family. so very quick before we left i asked my mom is emily could have a sleepover at my house. she said yes only if it was okay with her mom. she asked her mom and she said yes. we were headed to my house and when emily got out of the car i looked down and noticed her musty crusty dusty, rat ass, donkey kong, fishy smelling, godzilla lookin ass pussy, was wet as fuck. so just by seeing that i got really horny. we
So one time there was this really cute girl at my moms friends birthday party and she was like, really really hot, so I got the courage to walk up to her and ask her for her number and she gave it to me. i was so happy but i was trying not to show it. Then like 2 hours later everyone was inside and me and the girl were talking about school, life and just random shit like that. then everyone was starting to leave including me and my family. so very quick before we left i asked my mom is emily could have a sleepover at my house. she said yes only if it was okay with her mom. she asked her mom and she said yes. we were headed to my house and when emily got out of the car i looked down and noticed her musty crusty dusty, rat ass, donkey kong, fishy smelling, godzilla lookin ass pussy, was wet as fuck. so just by seeing that i got really horny. we
headed inside i showed her to my room and i told her i had to go to the bathroom. I came back and about 5 minutes later my mom came in and told us she was going to sleep. we said okay and she left. just me and emily were in the room alone. then out of no where emily asked me if she wanted to watch pr0n with her. so of course i said yes becuase i was horny asf. about 2 minutes in i started to lay back and emily jumped on me and started taking off my clothes. i did the same to her. we were both in our bras and uderwear until i ripped of her soaking wet underwear and ate her pussy until she nearly started screaming bloody murder. she then flipped me over and began to suck on my nipples and eat my pussy like it was fucking chicken or some shit 💀 she then took off all of her clothes and i did the same. we both began fucking one another until we were purple. we both layed down and were breathing heavily. then she gave me a smirk and got on top of me again and we both got into 69 and enjoyed the rest of the night.
by the lesbian May 18, 2021
"I can't talk right now! Lorn'sfinding Waldo in the middle of govt class and Foran's bout to get another grease spot on his head!"
by the lesbian March 9, 2004