Someone that completely and utterly sucks at what they are doing. This can range from cooking food, to playing Halo or other games.
The word noob should NOT be used with the word "newb" or "newbie." These words have completely different definitions and meanings to them, which will be explained next.
A newb is someone that is new to what they are doing. This can range from having a new job, making burgers at McDonalds, to playing Call of Duty 4 for the first time.
A noob is always mistaken in many different ways of forms by several people. Below is a list compiled of several different actions a noob would do, so people will not mistake someone for a noob again. These are just a few examples of what a noob would do, but not all of them.
A noob would...
Walk into fire
TYPE IN ALL CAPS
kill his own teammates on accident
Type in bright colors
Play on an easy difficulty setting
State the obvious (Ex: Our flag has been taken!)
Sing, when they suck at it.
Type random letters
Spam you with messages
Burn food he/she is cooking on accident
Forget to wear their headset
Scream into their headset
Have more deaths than kills
Lose any game (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike)
Lose repeatedly
Get owned by the same guy repeatedly
Make the same joke over and over again
Steal other people's ideas
Not use proper grammar when they type (Ex: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i)
Camp in the same spot over and over again, even when they get killed there.
Fail a test
Have a virus on their PC
The word noob should NOT be used with the word "newb" or "newbie." These words have completely different definitions and meanings to them, which will be explained next.
A newb is someone that is new to what they are doing. This can range from having a new job, making burgers at McDonalds, to playing Call of Duty 4 for the first time.
A noob is always mistaken in many different ways of forms by several people. Below is a list compiled of several different actions a noob would do, so people will not mistake someone for a noob again. These are just a few examples of what a noob would do, but not all of them.
A noob would...
Walk into fire
TYPE IN ALL CAPS
kill his own teammates on accident
Type in bright colors
Play on an easy difficulty setting
State the obvious (Ex: Our flag has been taken!)
Sing, when they suck at it.
Type random letters
Spam you with messages
Burn food he/she is cooking on accident
Forget to wear their headset
Scream into their headset
Have more deaths than kills
Lose any game (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike)
Lose repeatedly
Get owned by the same guy repeatedly
Make the same joke over and over again
Steal other people's ideas
Not use proper grammar when they type (Ex: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i)
Camp in the same spot over and over again, even when they get killed there.
Fail a test
Have a virus on their PC
Things that a noob would say:
do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i
OMGGG OUR FLAG HAS BEEN TAKEN!!!!1!
I wonder what this button does...
Jerry! Why did you walk into my flame thrower? You're such a noob.
do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i
OMGGG OUR FLAG HAS BEEN TAKEN!!!!1!
I wonder what this button does...
Jerry! Why did you walk into my flame thrower? You're such a noob.
by jessicamazing December 20, 2007
a totally stupid person on an online game rpg. they are oftentimes ignorant, dumb, and completly incompatant. in most cases, noobs are frowned apon by the community, as they are a burden and all they do is pester people who are trying to have a good time on an online game rpg. i once met a noob sooo noobish one time, that he couldnt figure out who i was talking to, and when it was me talking...see below
pot head370: ok richie109 go thru that door
cream5: me?
pot head370: did i say cream? no i said richie109.
cream5: wait me? u want me to go thru the door?
pot head370: No, goddammit! i want richie to go thru the door
cream5: ok ill go thru the door u dont have to yell
pot head370: you stupid motherfucker! go up the stairs and leave me alone
cream5: how do i go up the stairs? im lost! help me!
pot head370: you fucking noob!
cream5: me?
pot head370: did i say cream? no i said richie109.
cream5: wait me? u want me to go thru the door?
pot head370: No, goddammit! i want richie to go thru the door
cream5: ok ill go thru the door u dont have to yell
pot head370: you stupid motherfucker! go up the stairs and leave me alone
cream5: how do i go up the stairs? im lost! help me!
pot head370: you fucking noob!
by pot head370 September 2, 2006
The noob usually is a guy new to a game that is unpolite and thinks he pwnz that game.Most of time they use caps and scream stupid things that make no sense.Dont think of newbs,that are new players to a game but polite to others and more mature than noobs are and that usually dont use caps and scream.
Cornery:Cosmicray you go MainTank Sartharion?
Cosmicray:Sure Cornery
Noob: WTFF!!!!1 WantEd to M41nTankzorrrrz S4rh!!C0000rn333ry u damn fcuking n000bzzz!!LOOOO000L!!1111`~~~~@@@@ LaawwLZZZZ LOLOLoololOlOlOlOlOllloooL 1337 7331 i pwn thizzz game!!LoooLLOLOLOLOLOLOL 1337
Joekicks:Campbell89 can you please stop killing the guys from your team?
Campbell89:S00rry5555 but i c4nt s33 gra55 ar0und.
Noob:U D4mn Fcu1ng dick-azz me didnt ask iu if iu wantz to boostz me i t0ld iu to bootz meh!LOoooLolooolLOOOoollOO~~~!11111!!@@@
Newb:I'm sorry if I'm asking to much but you could give me a boost somewhere?
Cosmicray:Sure Cornery
Noob: WTFF!!!!1 WantEd to M41nTankzorrrrz S4rh!!C0000rn333ry u damn fcuking n000bzzz!!LOOOO000L!!1111`~~~~@@@@ LaawwLZZZZ LOLOLoololOlOlOlOlOllloooL 1337 7331 i pwn thizzz game!!LoooLLOLOLOLOLOLOL 1337
Joekicks:Campbell89 can you please stop killing the guys from your team?
Campbell89:S00rry5555 but i c4nt s33 gra55 ar0und.
Noob:U D4mn Fcu1ng dick-azz me didnt ask iu if iu wantz to boostz me i t0ld iu to bootz meh!LOoooLolooolLOOOoollOO~~~!11111!!@@@
Newb:I'm sorry if I'm asking to much but you could give me a boost somewhere?
by cornery February 24, 2009
video game slang for retarted fucking asshole who cant do anything for himself and likes pissin' people off
by spongebobsuncle November 3, 2009
A noob (sometimes spelt n00b, in leetspeak) is a deragatory term, originating in the videogaming world, often used to describe one who is unfamiliar with a given concept or topic. Usually attributed to one who is being owned, or suffering a fail.
by NFXtreme0992 January 14, 2009
Noob is a term used to label someone whom (primarily via video-games) acts and/or otherwise plays as if they:
1. Are new to the game.
2. Are unaware of game rules, controls, and/or otherwise, popular belief to the proper execution in regards to the respective gaming physics and/or goals and objectives.
3. Lack a competitive level of skill comparable to that of but not limited to any person or persons that depict them as such.
4. Make an avoidable mistake due to lack of experience, skill, and/or knowledge of said engagement in which may or may not diversely effects the statistics, methodologies, or popular views regarding the respective player(s) actions which is determined by personal opinion and/or otherwise, popular belief.
1. Are new to the game.
2. Are unaware of game rules, controls, and/or otherwise, popular belief to the proper execution in regards to the respective gaming physics and/or goals and objectives.
3. Lack a competitive level of skill comparable to that of but not limited to any person or persons that depict them as such.
4. Make an avoidable mistake due to lack of experience, skill, and/or knowledge of said engagement in which may or may not diversely effects the statistics, methodologies, or popular views regarding the respective player(s) actions which is determined by personal opinion and/or otherwise, popular belief.
by Ru22311 September 20, 2009
Noobing is the essence of acting like a noob currently. Anyone who has actions similar to that of a noob, can be said to be engaged in the act of noobing
by ultradictator September 4, 2008