insults or problems from someone else

often used by people too afraid to say the word crap or shit
nerd to nerd- he doesn't take any guff

gangster to gangster- snap homey dat mothafucka dont take no shit* from noooobodee

*in this case shit means guff
by thomas the train engine November 7, 2006
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An unusually low voice having person
by ch4p April 9, 2004
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That horse dont take guff from nobody
by Wangster November 26, 2003
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Guff is 'Free Stuff' or crap you don't want so you leave it out for anyone to take. Usually its crap, junk, or leftovers.
Did you see someone left cookies on the guff table?
Are these chips someone's or is it guff?
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the southerners way of saying "gulf"
"The tsunami struck along the Persian guff"
by Jordin Wa December 28, 2005
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A term a lot of British people use in place almost any and every noun, often to sound hip or smart. A lot of the time it is used because they could not think of another noun to use or do not want be so offensive as to swear in some way.
"Yeah, I was walking home from school when four chaps beat the guff out of me."

" I saw him too, what a guff."

"I was talking to Brad at work, when he asked me if I wanted some of this guff he was eating; I was like, hell no.""

"I came home and dad was pulling this guff from the drain, pretty rank stuff."

"Yeah, she looked like guff yesterday."

Randomer 1 "I put his guff in my guff and it felt like guff from Jack."

Randomer 2 " You sound like a gay guff."

Randomer 1 " How is liking guff gay?"
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ugh ! have you just guffed??
by lorrii3 February 15, 2009
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